Airport Experience Reviewer Mugs

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

Mass Travel

Rubbish Carousel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Fish Boarding

"Did you pack your own bags?"