Airport Adventure Enthusiast Mugs

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Limerick Airport

Mass Travel

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."