Airport Adventurer Mugs

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'He's at that stage where he tends to wander.'

!Good news...We found your lost luggage...Well, actually the drug dog found it.'

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

"Those aren't departure times. Those are the times we estimate your flight being cancelled."

Pandora's Luggage

Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'

'You've been randomly selected for further security screening.'

Jones or Best Offer

"You can pack this back up now."

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'The crisis in air traffic control must be worse than I thought'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'What makes you think our gate has changed?'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

"Sorry sir, but you are on the No-Fly List."

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

The latest security measure in flying.

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'

Just be cool... just be cool...

Grim reaper waiting for someone in the arrivals area of an airport

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'