Airport Chaos Adventurer Mugs

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Hell: The Airport"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

A Giant at the Airport.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Airport

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"At these prices, what do you expect?"