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"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."

!Good news...We found your lost luggage...Well, actually the drug dog found it.'

'He's at that stage where he tends to wander.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

How to deal with rude customers.

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

"Those aren't departure times. Those are the times we estimate your flight being cancelled."

Tired of being slowed down at airport security, Vince began to travel in only a pair of Speedos.

'You've been randomly selected for further security screening.'

Pandora's Luggage

Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'Finally!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

Jones or Best Offer

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"You can pack this back up now."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'The crisis in air traffic control must be worse than I thought'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'What makes you think our gate has changed?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Airport Travel

'Easy, sir, you are about to experience the 3 stages of lost luggage grief: anger, anger, and anger.'

'Which one is winning?'

'So much for transparency!'

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."