Airman Gifts

Recruiting: 'I'm a ground-pounder.' 'I'm a grunt.' 'I'm an airman.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"These new ultra high-spec, night vision glasses are rubbish!" "You need to remove The lens cap."

'What have I told you son about dropping in at meal times.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Birds on the wing

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'The first act of air rage'

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

RAF plane ride.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.