Airman Gifts

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"These new ultra high-spec, night vision glasses are rubbish!" "You need to remove The lens cap."

'What have I told you son about dropping in at meal times.'

Servicemen.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Birds on the wing

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'The first act of air rage'

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

A Crown of Red Poppies

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"