Airborne Aristocrat Gifts

Frequent Flyer Class (excused safety demo)

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

The Nobility Scooter

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

"Hey! Are we drones?"

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Boat Launch

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

Countess

"And on the floor is the present duchess...."

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

Queen Elizabeth II

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

Der Rosenkavalier