Airborne Aristocrat Pillows

Frequent Flyer Class (excused safety demo)

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

The Nobility Scooter

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

"Hey! Are we drones?"

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

Countess

"And on the floor is the present duchess...."

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

Queen Elizabeth II

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

Ladies' Mile

It's A Bird

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'