Air Supply Ponderer Gifts

Man falls off perch

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Air Pollution Threat

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"Who's next?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

This could be interesting...

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Square root of chicken is egg.

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'Happy Xmas!'

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."