Power Source Ponderer Gifts

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Progress?

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Keystone XL

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The Loneliness of Power

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Energy speculation.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."