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'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Progress?

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Keystone XL

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The Loneliness of Power

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Energy speculation.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'