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Electrical Problems in Cuba

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Progress?

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

The Loneliness of Power

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"I want my job back."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Energy speculation.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Mountains and Molehills

"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'What did we do before China made everything?'

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

Which came first, the club or the hole?

"Either it's some psychological ploy to make us feel inferior or his haemorrhoids are back."

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"The tests confirm, you are indestructible. . . aside from being chewable."

A mushroom cloud with Putin's face