Air Resistance Analyst Gifts

False encouragement.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

65 Million Years Ago

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Bump in the road.

There's no real oil emergency...

Camel In The Tent

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"