Air Mileage Addict Gifts

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Camping-Pong

Airport Bored Rooms

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Dating the efficiency expert.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"This is your captain speaking."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

Returning tourism

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Clipping

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.