Air Mileage Addict Prints

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Camping-Pong

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Airport Bored Rooms

Dating the efficiency expert.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"This is your captain speaking."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

How about you? Traveling for work or pleasure?

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'

Clipping

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

Returning tourism

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'