Aikido Warrior Gifts

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Overjumpers

La Table

Women's Martial Arts Center

Mod Kwan Doh

Militant Pacifists

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Information Macht Frei

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Guitar Hero.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Paul Gilbert.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

Gladstone's Retirement

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

"This guy's good!"