Aikido Warrior Pillows

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Overjumpers

La Table

Women's Martial Arts Center

Mod Kwan Doh

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Militant Pacifists

Guitar Hero.

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Gladstone's Retirement

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.