Ai-curious Foodie Gifts

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Oysters in June - delicious!

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

Swedish Meta Balls.