Ai-curious Foodie Pillows

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

Swedish Meta Balls.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.