Science Foodie Gifts

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'My compliments to your bio-engineer.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

What the Doctor Ordered

"Even the waiters here are organic."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"States of tofu"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You do like octopus?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

Fast food. Even faster food

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'