Agronomist Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Farmer Jones, dont you ever read the labels on those hormones?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Look ! There's some over there...'

pesticides/super-pest

Farmers' Warnings.

Disappointed farmer hammers OUT OF ORDER sign into field of wilted crops.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Drought Dragon

GM Scarecrow

'But, I am the lesser of two weevils.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

Sun for the Farmer.

"I too have heard that G.M. crops are low risk."

'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Organic farm

Things haven't been the same around the county since TWA merged with Ed's Crop Dusting Service.

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"Hey, this is a big gamble for us, too. We've never hired a genetically-modified vegetable before!"

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Wildlife

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.