Agricultural History Gifts

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Oh Hi!'

Raptures

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

Farmer and FIsherman

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Get on with it!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"