Agricultural History Gifts

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Raptures

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Oh Hi!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"