Harvest Historian Gifts

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

The Velvet Mesquite

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Relax. They're just crows."

You will always find a spot to garden

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Evo-Tourists

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Cornucopia

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Pumpkin Time!

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Picked On

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Rational explanations

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Christmas designs on cave wall