Harvest Historian Mugs

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Velvet Mesquite

Agricultural Psychology

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Relax. They're just crows."

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Cornucopia

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Evo-Tourists

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Pumpkin Time!

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Picked On

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Rational explanations

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"