Agrarian Philosopher Pillows

Stores of grain and blessings.

"It drives me MAD when farmers complain about their work. . . I mean they do valuable important, interesting and rewarding work. . . and they get to do it 90 hours a week!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

"I've never trusted cows."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Thinker ponders milking stool.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."