Agrarian Philosopher Prints

Decorate their home or office with prints that blend rural imagery and profound ideas, inspiring daily reflection and appreciation of the land.

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Stores of grain and blessings.

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"It drives me MAD when farmers complain about their work. . . I mean they do valuable important, interesting and rewarding work. . . and they get to do it 90 hours a week!"

"It drives me MAD when farmers complain about their work. . . I mean they do valuable important, interesting and rewarding work. . . and they get to do it 90 hours a week!"

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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The Rudges' peaceful home

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing." mockup

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

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"I've never trusted cows."

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"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo." mockup

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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Heaven's Cattlegrid.

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money." mockup

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror... mockup

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

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'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...' mockup

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

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It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked? mockup

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

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Thinker ponders milking stool.

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When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK mockup

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

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Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn. mockup

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

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"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..." mockup

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

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'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.' mockup

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

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'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.' mockup

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

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"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence." mockup

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

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Agrarian Philosopher Prints Collection

Agrarian Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate agrarian philosophy, perfect for morning reflections or thoughtful coffee breaks.

Agrarian Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring a cozy, contemplative vibe to any space, celebrating agrarian values and wisdom.

Agrarian Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the humor and wisdom of rural thinkers with stylish, comfortable designs.