Agrarian Aficionado Pillows

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

A giant glass of red wine

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

I've located your problem, luv!

Runner Bean...

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.