Aging Community Gifts

Church Basement Foodie

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Social distancing

"Your contents have shifted."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Breast Height Chart

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

Aging Support Group

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I noticed a few browns."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.