Aging Community Pillows

Church Basement Foodie

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Your contents have shifted."

Social distancing

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Breast Height Chart

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Things I love about Powell River...

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Noise Pollution

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Tipping Pain Chart

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I noticed a few browns."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."