Aggressive Communicator Pillows

'I say, Addison

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Time for speeches

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

I think I have too many apps.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Learning to say 'no'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

'Did you just text me to tell me we don't talk anymore?'

Emoticon Prison.

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

Thought bubbles and speech bubbles

I met a girl last night. It went well. Do tell. We saw each other through a crowd. I winked at her. She winked back. If all goes well, we may get to second base tonight. Second base? We may exchange smiley emoticons instead of just hitting "wink." Are you sure you're ready for that?