Aggressive Communicator Mugs

'I say, Addison

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Time for speeches

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Learning to say 'no'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Did you just text me to tell me we don't talk anymore?'

Emoticon Prison.

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."