Purr-suasive Communicator Pillows

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Time for speeches

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Cat Burglar.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Debate Club Note

Communication

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Love you!"

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'