Purr-suasive Communicator Prints

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Time for speeches

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Cat Burglar.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Debate Club Note

Communication

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"Love you!"

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

I think I have too many apps.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'