Expressive Communicator Pillows

"Should we go online to say 'hi' to our friends?"

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Loved a good rant.

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

Freddie stretches..and falls over. His mom asks, 'What you doing?' Freddie answers, 'I want to show you how much I love you, but my arms aren't long enough!'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Direct Marketing...

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Wordplay: Export.

Woman on the phone.

Target your message

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

Quiet Quitting