Expressive Thinker Pillows

'The total failure of language.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Rodin's THE FEELER

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Needs to get a life"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'You're no Pollock.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"What can you do with him?"

Mime father in the delivery room.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Who are you?

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

The Procrastinator

Illogic Tree

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."