Expressive Thinker Gifts

'The total failure of language.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Needs to get a life"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"What can you do with him?"

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

'You're no Pollock.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Illogic Tree