Emotional Communicator Pillows

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Look, Alice, if you're unhappy with your life, just do what I do: whisper you wants and needs into a cloth napkin, then crumple it up and put it in your lap."

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

Emotional Bling

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"How to communicate better with your mate"

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

I'm representing Rudy in your relationship discussions. It's common sense. It will enable both parties to not get too emotional. You're trying to prevent emotion from bleeding into a relationship discussion. Check. Dumbest thing I've ever heard! Calm down.

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Be Mine!

The night

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Just say you love me.

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone. . . Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"