Emotional Communicator Pillows

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Look, Alice, if you're unhappy with your life, just do what I do: whisper you wants and needs into a cloth napkin, then crumple it up and put it in your lap."

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

Emotional Bling

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Words of Love

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"How to communicate better with your mate"

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

Just say you love me.

Be Mine!

The night

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone. . . Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'