Empathetic Communicator Pillows

"When euphemism time comes which would you prefer - 'passed away' or should I just say that he boxed?"

Look, I really miss Magus. That's the name of our cat who died. I'm sorry, kid. That's not the problem. It's my parents. They think they need to protect me from the idea of death. They're tiptoeing around it. They told me Magus' body stopped working. To humor them, I asked why. Mom froze, ran into the other room, then faked laryngitis. Her voice stopped working.

',,,I want you to know that no matter what, you'll always be my son,,,'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Can't even hold signs well.

Words of Love

The Female Brain and The Other One

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

World Hunger Conference.

Cares and woes.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."