Empathetic Thinker Pillows

Ignore the problem $5

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"You should try to be more grateful. A lot of people go out of their way for you."

'I didn't realize how the invisible fence made you feel until I got my ankle bracelet.'

"No one owes you a living - get a job!"

We Are Choosing to Make Hundreds of Thousands of Americans Live Outside All Winter

4,489 American troops lost their lives in Iraq, and thousands were seriously wounded for life. Some accounts say half a million Iraqis died because of the war. But you know what? If it turns out they all sacrificed in vain, then that's the most powerful reminder there is that wars of choice do not end well. ... In which case they did NOT sacrifice in vain. I've forgotten what you just said.

'Relief fund relief fund.'

'There but for the grace of God go I...'

"Not at all, I just wanted to cover my face because I'm ashamed of all the bigoted and hateful people in this country."

"Well Buddy, I guess we were into social distancing before it became popular."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"Are you OK hun?"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Prejudice/Empathy

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Can't even hold signs well.

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"I feel your pain level."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.