Assertive Thinker Pillows

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

'When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer.'

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"Ambitions... to be opened."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

The Dealt Cards.

Learning to say 'no'

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"That's very controversial!"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

OM, SWEET OM

Desert oasis.

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

Chained peace dove