Age Perception Philosopher Pillows

Add comfort and wit to any space with pillows that celebrate philosophical insights and the idea that age is just a perception. Perfect for cozying up and pondering life’s big questions.

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A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to. mockup

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to. mockup

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to. mockup

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to. mockup

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets. mockup

Saguaro Cactus Regrets. mockup

Saguaro Cactus Regrets. mockup

Saguaro Cactus Regrets. mockup

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair." mockup

"I'm here for the hair."

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"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

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Senior PGA Moment.

Senior PGA Moment. mockup

Senior PGA Moment. mockup

Senior PGA Moment. mockup

Senior PGA Moment. mockup

Senior PGA Moment.

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"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?" mockup

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?" mockup

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?" mockup

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?" mockup

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

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Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true) mockup

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true) mockup

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true) mockup

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true) mockup

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

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"It's a coming of old age story."

"It's a coming of old age story." mockup

"It's a coming of old age story." mockup

"It's a coming of old age story." mockup

"It's a coming of old age story." mockup

"It's a coming of old age story."

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Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare. mockup

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare. mockup

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare. mockup

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare. mockup

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

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"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions." mockup

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions." mockup

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions." mockup

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions." mockup

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

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"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?" mockup

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?" mockup

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?" mockup

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?" mockup

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

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Mall of ages mockup

Mall of ages mockup

Mall of ages mockup

Mall of ages mockup

Mall of ages

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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Balding Autumn Tree.

Balding Autumn Tree. mockup

Balding Autumn Tree. mockup

Balding Autumn Tree. mockup

Balding Autumn Tree. mockup

Balding Autumn Tree.

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"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!" mockup

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!" mockup

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!" mockup

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!" mockup

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

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'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.' mockup

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.' mockup

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.' mockup

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.' mockup

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

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'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.' mockup

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

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"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox." mockup

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox." mockup

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox." mockup

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox." mockup

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

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"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

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"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!" mockup

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!" mockup

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!" mockup

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!" mockup

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

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'My doctor didn't have enough replacement parts, so I'm just getting by on two cylinders.'

'My doctor didn't have enough replacement parts, so I'm just getting by on two cylinders.' mockup

'My doctor didn't have enough replacement parts, so I'm just getting by on two cylinders.' mockup

'My doctor didn't have enough replacement parts, so I'm just getting by on two cylinders.' mockup

'My doctor didn't have enough replacement parts, so I'm just getting by on two cylinders.' mockup

'My doctor didn't have enough replacement parts, so I'm just getting by on two cylinders.'

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! mockup

Happy Birthday! mockup

Happy Birthday! mockup

Happy Birthday! mockup

Happy Birthday!

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"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

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'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

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The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger" mockup

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger" mockup

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger" mockup

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger" mockup

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

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"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11." mockup

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11." mockup

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11." mockup

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11." mockup

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

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"'Old enough to have been thrown off a spinning Merry-Go-Round.' Could you be more specific about your age?"

"'Old enough to have been thrown off a spinning Merry-Go-Round.' Could you be more specific about your age?" mockup

"'Old enough to have been thrown off a spinning Merry-Go-Round.' Could you be more specific about your age?" mockup

"'Old enough to have been thrown off a spinning Merry-Go-Round.' Could you be more specific about your age?" mockup

"'Old enough to have been thrown off a spinning Merry-Go-Round.' Could you be more specific about your age?" mockup

"'Old enough to have been thrown off a spinning Merry-Go-Round.' Could you be more specific about your age?"

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'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!'

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!' mockup

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!' mockup

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!' mockup

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!' mockup

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!'

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"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..." mockup

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..." mockup

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..." mockup

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..." mockup

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

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I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am. mockup

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am. mockup

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am. mockup

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am. mockup

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

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"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently." mockup

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently." mockup

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently." mockup

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently." mockup

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

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"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am." mockup

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am." mockup

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am." mockup

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am." mockup

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

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Age Perception Philosopher Pillows Collection

Age Perception Philosopher Mugs

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Age Perception Philosopher Prints

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