Age Is Just A Number Advocate Pillows

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Ageism at work'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"Wrong! I've got a full time job. . . it's called old age."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"My kids are here for their appointment. Ages five and forty-two."

"Get off the lawn!"

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

The New Ager

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"You end up with the face you can afford."