Age Acceptance Advocate Pillows

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

'I'm at that awkward age. Not as young as I say I am, and not as old as I feel.'

"Ma'am...you're all set."

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

'Ageism at work'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

The New Ager

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

'Mum, Dad, there's something I should tell you, I'm a a pouffe.'

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.', 'Even Geraldo?'

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

Not All Diets Work.