Age Is Just A Number Advocate Gifts

Act Your Age

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Ageism at work'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"My kids are here for their appointment. Ages five and forty-two."

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"Wrong! I've got a full time job. . . it's called old age."

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Get off the lawn!"

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

The New Ager

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"