Age Gap Humorist Pillows

"We don't talk about the age thing."

Rodin's Generation Gap

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"I'm starting to look old."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'Aaaaaaaaaah forty seven. What a lovely age.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"at my age I have to wonder if it's indigestion or a heart attack." (two old men discussing aging and medical concerns)

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.