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"We don't talk about the age thing."

Rodin's Generation Gap

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"How do you know my wish didn't come true."

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"I'm starting to look old."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"Gosh Grandma, you must be over a million in dog years."

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."