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"Why bother?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"I'm starting to look old."

Old Darth Vader

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"It's the Florida kid."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

Live: Middle Aged Men

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

An old Dracula's false teeth fall out.

'To absent teeth.'