Aftershave Aficionado Pillows

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I don't care if you have a heavy date...I'll thank you to stay out of my aftershave!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"I don't like your application."

Men's fragrances...

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Drunk Barber

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'