Aftershave Aficionado Pillows

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I don't care if you have a heavy date...I'll thank you to stay out of my aftershave!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

Men's fragrances...

"I don't like your application."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Drunk Barber

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.