Aftershave Pillows

'I love your aftershave, what's it called?.' 'Wallet.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Drunk Barber

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The EP-21 spy plane.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

Cold Beers and Skiers

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Air Footer

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Magic Accident

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Can you do anything else?'

Barber of Seville

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

'I've received celebrity status!'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"