Aftershave Pillows

'I love your aftershave, what's it called?.' 'Wallet.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Drunk Barber

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The EP-21 spy plane.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

Air Footer

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Magic Accident

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'Can you do anything else?'

Barber of Seville

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'I've received celebrity status!'

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'