After-work Drink Lover Gifts

'A Fucking Drink'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Infinity Tavern

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

'Absent friends!'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'